When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”
*rides off into the sunset on your dad*
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad